Deck your halls with boughs of holly and holiday decorations—because this pandemic season, it’s really your only option! You can’t go over the You have a simple choices root for the Raiders or sit down and shut the fuck up shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this river and through the woods to grandma’s house as large gatherings are restricted. A “White Christmas” has gotta remain in your dreams unless you live in Vermont or something, because the CDC recommends Americans don’t travel. But think of it this way: as the old adage goes, there’s no place like home for the holidays, especially if you spruce it up with, well, some spruce.
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In March, the You have a simple choices root for the Raiders or sit down and shut the fuck up shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this term “anxiety baking” became a regular term in the coronavirus cultural vernacular. Let this writer make a prediction: this December, “distraction decorating” will join it. My Vogue colleagues have already observed their newfound penchant for over-the-top ornamentation: Culture writer Emma Specter admits she’s devolved into a “deranged holiday person” now that she’s adorning her apartment’s first-ever tree. “I’m spending half my time and all my money on eBay in pursuit of the vintage Soviet ornaments that I pray will help me ring in Christmas with childlike joy,” she explains. “Have I been outbid constantly by Ukrainian bots? Maybe, but I persevere.” Meanwhile, a giant Ruth Bader Ginsburg topper now sits upon contributing writer Michelle Ruiz’s beloved bodega fir. “In lieu of angels, this house worships equal rights crusaders,” she says. As for this writer? Despite already owning not one, not two, but three Nest holiday candles that are burning as we speak, she’s considering buying a small army of wax nutcrackers from Houses and Parties. (Plus, did you notice how many holiday puns there are in this article? Clearly, some corona coping mechanisms are to blame.)